Chuck Norris’ birthday: Here are some Chuck Norris facts I wrote
March 9, 2010 § 1 Comment
I made up some Chuck Norris facts for this man’s birthday. I hope I don’t get roundhouse kicked for this.
Chuck Norris never says excuse me, he’s already excused.
When Danish cartoonists were given the choice to depict the prophet Mohammed (peace be upon him) or Chuck Norris, they took the safe option.
“I roundhouse kick, therefore I am.” Chuck Norris.
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris made the chicken.
Chuck Norris taught blacks how to dance.
Chuck Norris was the first man on the sun.
If Chuck Norris wrote a Chuck Norris fact, it would be the funniest.
Celebrities endorse Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris’ shadow glows in the dark.
Martina Navratilova, Mike Tyson, Kobe Bryant and Caster Semenya are all Chuck Norris’ illegitimate children.
Chuck Norris ended apartheid.
Mohamed Ali is not the greatest.
Brat Pitt begged Chuck Norris to impregnate Angelina Jolie for him.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked himself just for the heck of it.
Bruce Lee kicked Chuck Norris’s ass in Way of the Dragon. Bruce Lee died mysteriously.